What will happen today in the life of Ricky?………………
We have laid witness to his loss of hot water because he has not paid rent; resulting in Ricky having to boil water on the stove (this was before he had his electricity taken away), in an effort to wash himself, then dry off with a tattered towel he found in one of the far corners of his luxurious penthouse. While this level of hygiene may seem extreme, it should instead be looked upon as a positive thing, for before this knowledge became available, it was widely thought that Ricky did not bathe. I trust that the above fact puts this legend to rest…
We have seen Ricky’s lights get shut off because Ricky no longer belongs in Nova Scotia Power’s vocabulary. No ‘most valuable customer’ award this year Ricky…
It would bare logic, that all that remains, is Ricky’s heat. Think again. If he still has heat, this is only because his landlord has not figured out how to shut it down without affecting the upstairs tenant.
Who lives upstairs from Ricky you may be asking yourself?
Personally I think its this delectable piece of eye candy…
Amparo Altagracia Montas Hernandez (Wanted by the FBI for harboring illegal aliens)
Amparo would be the sort of “Go To” person that Ricky would be looking for in assisting him with honing his law avoidance techniques.
