What do you get when you cross tartar sauce and toilets?
You get the setting for Ricky’s next Convergy’s snack.
Just when you think that you can’t sink lower than eating in the washroom, Ricky ups the antie. Not only did he eat in the Convergy’s washroom, but the dish consumed was a portion of tartar sauce that he swiped off the windowsill of the break room.
And it matters not, why the sauce was abandoned by the original owner. No, not to Ricky. Ricky’s only thought was that of ‘opportunity‘—and pounce on it he did.
While in the washroom it is not known whether he opted to sit on the standard seat, or opted for one of the Big John editions that Convergy’s had installed—due to their ever growing army of fat asses.
Ricky arrived at the conclusion that eating this zesty treat in the washroom would be less embarrassing than consuming it where he unearthed it…
It’s at this juncture that I’d like to say; it’s becoming increasingly obvious that Ricky’s logic must be piped directly into his brain via the ‘trailer park boys’ staff writers, or some foreign redneck alien race. Alternatively, it is entirely posible that Ricky takes lend of his intelligence from the individual below…
