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Hat Backwards Guy
January 17, 2007

Hat Backwards Guy, or HBG for short, is a guy that lives upstairs from Ricky.
He revels in causing Ricky more discomfort in his life than Ricky already has (yes, I know, hard to believe any more discomfort could find its way into Ricky’s life).
We think he is unemployed, that he is still going through puberty [...]

Ricky vs. Window
January 17, 2007

Last I heard Ricky was on his way to the hospital to seek treatment for his infect limb.

(*artists rendition of ricky’s arm above)
As amputation draws near Ricky, lest we forget that you may have one the battle in breaking the window, but the window apparently has won the war.

One has to wonder…
November 13, 2006

What will happen today in the life of Ricky?………………
We have laid witness to his loss of hot water because he has not paid rent; resulting in Ricky having to boil water on the stove (this was before he had his electricity taken away), in an effort to wash himself, then dry off with a tattered [...]

Tartar sauce and toilets
November 13, 2006

What do you get when you cross tartar sauce and toilets?
You get the setting for Ricky’s next Convergy’s snack.
Just when you think that you can’t sink lower than eating in the washroom, Ricky ups the antie. Not only did he eat in the Convergy’s washroom, but the dish consumed was a portion of tartar sauce [...]

Another day another find
November 13, 2006

It appears as though lady luck was shining brightly for Ricky today. For whilst rooting through someone else’s cupboards (as he can so often be found), our down and out friend found the prize of all prizes in the Convergy’s kitchen.
As if being greeted by a sugary light at the end of a tunnel, the [...]